This is my “I took two tramadol and I’m out of it” face. Thanks, piece of shit shoulder.

This is my “I took two tramadol and I’m out of it” face. Thanks, piece of shit shoulder.

do you ever think to yourself

that all the girls that are so self concious about being overweight have a counterpart? like maybe there’s a girl who’s way too fucking skinny and is in fact trying to gain weight and can’t and calling her ‘malnourished’ MIGHT be the same as calling someone who is concerned about being overweight a fatty.

maybe knock it the fuck off and think for a second. 

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please help me decode my relative’s facebook.

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please help me decode my relative’s facebook.

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torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

(Source: rupaulvevo)

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I’m five.

I’m five.

supposed to be cleaning and packing. mostly just sitting and drinking tea.

supposed to be cleaning and packing. mostly just sitting and drinking tea.

Oh, just cat physics.

Oh, just cat physics.