Anonymous asked: I don't think alcohol is your friend anymore.
It got me laid, I think it’s got my best intentions in mind at the moment.
while watching the game (we’re not talking about it. -___-) and then proceeded to yell at my ex, who ended up putting me to sleep in his bed because i was too drunk too drive (at 7pm), then i set a sex trap for him by getting naked and laying in his bed so that when he came home he would see how hot i am naked and want to have sex with me
so that’s who i am at this particular moment.
my, what cracked lips you have.